The Driver Joke?!
Question: There is a driver of a car who is very stupid and foolish but because he has good driving skills he is his master’s first choice.
Master: “Ok driver, lets get started , I am getting late for my office”
Driver: “Right sir! Lets get in the car, I will ensure you reach your office on time”
They get in the car and the driver drives the car with best speed possible until suddenly he starts driving slowly. His Master has not looking in the front as he is busy reading the newspaper. His eyes still on the newspaper, he talks to the driver “ Hey driver! Anything wrong with my car? Why are you driving so slowly?”
Driver : “Oh master! I was driving all the way doing my best when suddenly I saw a huge elephant walking ahead of our car. You know in India these animals sometimes move on the roads.”
Master “ So ! why were you driving slowly?”. The master is still looking at the newspaper.
Driver: “ Sir! The elephant was just in front of us as I just told you”
Master: “ So you have moved the car ahead from the sideways!”
Driver: “I thought I could allow it to rest on our car so that we could reach faster”
Answers: There is a driver of a car who is very stupid and foolish but because he has good driving skills he is his master’s first choice.
Master: “Ok driver, lets get started , I am getting late for my office”
Driver: “Right sir! Lets get in the car, I will ensure you reach your office on time”
They get in the car and the driver drives the car with best speed possible until suddenly he starts driving slowly. His Master has not looking in the front as he is busy reading the newspaper. His eyes still on the newspaper, he talks to the driver “ Hey driver! Anything wrong with my car? Why are you driving so slowly?”
Driver : “Oh master! I was driving all the way doing my best when suddenly I saw a huge elephant walking ahead of our car. You know in India these animals sometimes move on the roads.”
Master “ So ! why were you driving slowly?”. The master is still looking at the newspaper.
Driver: “ Sir! The elephant was just in front of us as I just told you”
Master: “ So you have moved the car ahead from the sideways!”
Driver: “I thought I could allow it to rest on our car so that we could reach faster”
hahaha very good lol
huh?
uh...buddy...did you miss some words at the end of your joke? it doesn't make any sense.....
haha typical INDIAN JOKE!!!
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Chinese Phrase English Translation
Ai Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into the coffee table
Chin Tu Fat: You need a face lift
Gun Pao Der: An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung: Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding: We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive
Jan Ne Ka Sun: A former late night talk show host
Kum Hia: Approach me
Lao Ze Sho: Gilligan's Island
Lao Ze: Not very good
Lin Ching: An illegal execution
Moon Lan Ding: A great achievement of the American space program
Ne Ahn: A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
Shai Gai: A bashful person
Tai Ne Bae Be: A premature infant
Tai Ne Po Ne: A small horse
Ten Ding Ba: Serving drinks to people
Wan Bum Lung: A person with T.B.
Yu Mai Te Tan: Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you
Wa Shing Kah: Cleaning an automobile
Wai So Dim: Are you trying to save electricity?
Wai U Shao Ting: There is no reason to raise your voice
R U going somewhere with this dissertation ??? Or did you drive up that Elephants butt? LMAO
dis is real funny.......i cant believe sum ppl didnt get it.......ha ha ha.........totally indian joke!!!
So you have moved the car ahead from the sideways!
I don't get that sentence, I also don't get the punchline, and im Indian.
should this entry come in the JOKES section?
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