What Watson???!
Question: Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. - "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." -
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." -
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute. - "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I supect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
- "Watson, you idiot. Some bastard has stolen our tent."
Answers: Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. - "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." -
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." -
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute. - "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I supect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
- "Watson, you idiot. Some bastard has stolen our tent."
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*after feeling the ground below them*
"No sheet, Sherlock"
Watson complained "Sherlock, I have a pain in my ****".
"You have piles, Watson" Sherlock replied.
"How did you know" queried Waston.
"It's alimentary, my dear Watson, alimentary".
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