A Killer Joke?!
Question: A women walks into a pet shop to buy a parrot she sees one at ￡300 another at ￡150 and one more at ￡25... Why is that parrot so cheap asks the woman?
Ah says the shop keeper because it used to live in a broth*l... That's ok I'll take it.
She takes the parrot home and plonks it in the living room.
New Broth*l - says the parrot, the woman laughs and walks out.
Her 2 daughters come home and the parrot says - New prossies... The girls laugh and walk out...
Later the husband comes home and the parrot says
"Fu*king hell Mick I ain't seen you for weeks,mate"... ...
Answers: A women walks into a pet shop to buy a parrot she sees one at ￡300 another at ￡150 and one more at ￡25... Why is that parrot so cheap asks the woman?
Ah says the shop keeper because it used to live in a broth*l... That's ok I'll take it.
She takes the parrot home and plonks it in the living room.
New Broth*l - says the parrot, the woman laughs and walks out.
Her 2 daughters come home and the parrot says - New prossies... The girls laugh and walk out...
Later the husband comes home and the parrot says
"Fu*king hell Mick I ain't seen you for weeks,mate"... ...
that is fab. well worth a star. lol
hohohaaa
well worth a star.lol
Hahha yes very funny!
hee hee can picture it ha ha
Very funny
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That was hysterical! Thank you!!!
ahahahhaa funny lol
Pretty good
Very good.
Laughed out loud!!!
Love it (got me grinning - not easy at the mo !); Thats getting sent in my next Text.
hahahaha funny star
hahaha very good.
LOL Very Good....
A Star for the parrot......
hahahaha thats hillarious lol...
10/10 :)
Old ones are still the best !!!
hehe
good one.
Excellent!
ROFL.. I Just Fell Off My Bed Laughing At That Joke!!! Have a Star.. That Was Brilliant..
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hwkwkwk.... that's great Joke...
So funny! have a star