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Question: A frenchman an Italian and an Englishman are discussing who can satisfy their wives the most...
The frenchman said: when I fishish making luv to my wife I gently kiss the back of her neck and she floats 5 inches above the bed.
That's a nothing said the Italian: When I finished making the luv to my wife I gently kiss the back of her knee and she floats 10 inches above the bed.
That's nothing, said the Englishman: When I've finished giving the mrs a good seeing to, I get up wipe me nob on her curtains and she hits the fu*king roof.
Answers: A frenchman an Italian and an Englishman are discussing who can satisfy their wives the most...
The frenchman said: when I fishish making luv to my wife I gently kiss the back of her neck and she floats 5 inches above the bed.
That's a nothing said the Italian: When I finished making the luv to my wife I gently kiss the back of her knee and she floats 10 inches above the bed.
That's nothing, said the Englishman: When I've finished giving the mrs a good seeing to, I get up wipe me nob on her curtains and she hits the fu*king roof.
Lmfao
lmao.
Tears are rolling down my face.
nice. the end brings it all together. lol.
hahahaha funny star
great one ha ha ha ha
Brilliant very good thanks
He fu*king win...........
LOL
Oldie but very funny lol :)
good old brit.lol
lmao
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