Whats Your Man Like??!
Question: BANK ACCOUNTS
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
BLENDERS
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
CHOCOLATE BARS
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
COFFEE
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
COMMERCIALS
You can't believe a word they say.
COMPUTERS
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
COOLERS
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
COPIERS
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
CURLING IRONS
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
GOVERNMENT BONDS
They take so long to mature.
HOROSCOPES
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
LAVA LAMPS
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
MASCARA
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
PARKING SPOTS
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left
are either handicapped or extremely small.
POPCORN
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Answers: BANK ACCOUNTS
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
BLENDERS
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
CHOCOLATE BARS
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
COFFEE
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
COMMERCIALS
You can't believe a word they say.
COMPUTERS
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
COOLERS
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
COPIERS
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
CURLING IRONS
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
GOVERNMENT BONDS
They take so long to mature.
HOROSCOPES
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
LAVA LAMPS
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
MASCARA
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
PARKING SPOTS
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left
are either handicapped or extremely small.
POPCORN
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
ha ha ha can`t decide which one I am,,but bound to be at least 2 of them,,,
bank accounts
lol...nice one....another one for u
One day, down in the mystical forest, a magical frog was hopping towards a water hole. The forest was so enormous that the frog had never laid eyes on another animal before. But today, by chance a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner.
The frog called for the two to stop and said, "Because you are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant both of you three wishes. Bear, you can go first." The bear thought for a moment, and being the male he was, said, "I wish for all the bears in this forest, apart from me, to be female."
For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that.
It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest were female as well."
The rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and roared the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for such idiotic items, because after all, he could have asked for money and bought the bike.
For the last wish the bear thought for a while and then said, "I wish that all the bears in the world, apart from me, were female."
The rabbit grinned, roared the engine, and said, "I wish that the bear was gay."
oooooh bitter. buy a dildo
Ha ha.. good one.
:)
Hahaha they might be true!!!
Excellent........Thanx for sharing......xxx
very funny thanks for sharing lol
hahahaha funny
How true!! :)
hahahaha
mines the cooler. :)
definatly the parking spots.
its gotta b popcorn....................................
Mine is like a good COFFEE!
Cute!
Sandy :O)
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
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