Do you think these two men should change their hobby?!
Question: >Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go over to the bird
>section. Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The clerk comes
>over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere
>birds in dat cage op dere," says Gerry, "Put dem in a peeper
>bag." The clerk does and the two guys pay for the birds and leave the
>shop. They get into Gerry's van and drive until they are high up
>in the hill and stop at the top of a cliff with a 500-foot drop. "Dis
>looks loike a grand place, eh?" says Gerry. He then takes two birds
>out of the bag, places them on his shoulders jumps off the cliff. Paddy
>watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight
>down for a few seconds followed by a 'SPLAT'.
>As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff he shakes his head and
>says,"Fock dat, dis budgie jumpin' is too fockin' dangerous for me."
>
>Terri :-))))))
>
>
Answers: >Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go over to the bird
>section. Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The clerk comes
>over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere
>birds in dat cage op dere," says Gerry, "Put dem in a peeper
>bag." The clerk does and the two guys pay for the birds and leave the
>shop. They get into Gerry's van and drive until they are high up
>in the hill and stop at the top of a cliff with a 500-foot drop. "Dis
>looks loike a grand place, eh?" says Gerry. He then takes two birds
>out of the bag, places them on his shoulders jumps off the cliff. Paddy
>watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight
>down for a few seconds followed by a 'SPLAT'.
>As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff he shakes his head and
>says,"Fock dat, dis budgie jumpin' is too fockin' dangerous for me."
>
>Terri :-))))))
>
>
Good 1
not tht funny, kinda retarded.
that is dumb
if they get another life,may have the chance!
:-) :-)!
no offense, but i think that joke's sorta dumb......
The vernacular was terrible but the punchline was worth it - liked it.
PS I'm Irish with a sense of humour just in case anyone wants to start with the racist card.
LOL
4sureee
lol not bad
(that format is annoying like with all the >>)
LOL oh yes I sure would change and right away!!
i got bored on the first four lines
ok lol