Which of you lot posted this joke sometime last week? I've just told my mum !
Question: Two prostitutes standing on a street corner:
1st prostitute: Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz
2nd prostitute: No.....but i've been swung round by the t*ts!
Answers: Two prostitutes standing on a street corner:
1st prostitute: Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz
2nd prostitute: No.....but i've been swung round by the t*ts!
Now that thar's funny, I don't care who ya are! Glad your mom has a sense of humor!
u told ur mom a prostitute joke!!!
come on own up its the bestjoke ive heard for ages swung round by the tts ha ha ,hahaha
quite funny *lol*
hehe i like it
Not me...but it's one of my favorites. Tell your mum this one... maybe she'll tell you to pick my Answer as best!
Two men leaving a house of ill repute..
1st man, "After you have sex here, does your willy burn?"
2nd man, "dunno, never tried lighting it".
That is not even funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!! Oh wait, I just got it.... that is funny, good one!
haha your mom is cool for laughing! it's a good joke!
LOLOL
sounds nasty lol no wonder some shave it
HA:)
I can understand why you are laughing..lol really funny thank you
very good
ha ha. good one
Irish prostitute in the Police Station. Desk officer asks,
"When did you realise you were raped?"
She replies "When the bloody cheque bounced."
the first one was hilarious, I'm still giggling lol
EDIT - liwy...ROFLMAO that is soo funny hehe
Yeah that sounds like me....but I don't remember telling your mum or posting it....must have been REALLY drunk that night..LOL just kidding!