Bubba & the Catholics-Each Friday night after work,Bubba would fire up his outdo!
Question: But,all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholics-& since it was Lent,they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.The
delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.
The priest came to visit Bubba & suggested that he become a Catholic.
After several classes & much study,Bubba attended Mass-& the priest sprinkled holy water over him & said,"You were born a Baptist & raised a Baptist but now you are Catholic."
Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved,until Friday night arrived & the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.
The priest was called immediately by the neighbors.
As the priest rushed into Bubba's yard,clutching a rosary,& prepared to scold him,he stopped & watched in amazement.There stood Bubba,clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat & chanted:You wuz born a deer,you wuz raised a deer, but now you iz a catfish.
Answers: But,all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholics-& since it was Lent,they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.The
delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.
The priest came to visit Bubba & suggested that he become a Catholic.
After several classes & much study,Bubba attended Mass-& the priest sprinkled holy water over him & said,"You were born a Baptist & raised a Baptist but now you are Catholic."
Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved,until Friday night arrived & the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.
The priest was called immediately by the neighbors.
As the priest rushed into Bubba's yard,clutching a rosary,& prepared to scold him,he stopped & watched in amazement.There stood Bubba,clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat & chanted:You wuz born a deer,you wuz raised a deer, but now you iz a catfish.
I love it, that is great. Keep em coming!
erm ok then.
how high were you when you decided this is funny?
haha that is really funny.
Men can be such idiots.
LOL!
At least he was smart enough to change it into a fish and not a bigger steak.
ok
Ha ha thats very very funny stuff
Pretty funny! 8/10!