Funny I think?!
Question: Redneck Man's pick up lines
1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Fat Penguin................... Sorry, I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy , can you help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep Til afternoon.
And.... The best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up
Answers: Redneck Man's pick up lines
1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Fat Penguin................... Sorry, I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy , can you help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep Til afternoon.
And.... The best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up
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Yes very funny!
Ha! Rednecks are funny!
hahahahaha!
really funny
Some were a little edgy, but it only made me chuckle harder.
I like 'em.
Thanks for posting. =]
lol those were good! they made me laugh.
Very good
pretty good. havent heard em before
Good ones! 200!
WOW lol
they were funny
but the window cleaner was corny
lol
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.
^^^ Is from "A Night At The Roxberry" Trust me I JUST watched that movie,
BUT THOSE ARE HECKA FUNNY!! :D
The calibre of jokes is getting lower in here.