Finish this joke(because I can't remember how it goes)?!
Question: Someone dies and goes to heaven, they ask God " Is a Zebra white with black stripes or black with white" God replies thats easy it is black with white stripes the dead man asks how he knows, God replies "thats easy..............................." please no bad words....... I just want to know the rest of the joke
Answers: Someone dies and goes to heaven, they ask God " Is a Zebra white with black stripes or black with white" God replies thats easy it is black with white stripes the dead man asks how he knows, God replies "thats easy..............................." please no bad words....... I just want to know the rest of the joke
A zebra went to heaven. When he saw St. Peter he asked him "You know, I have always wondered, am I a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes?" St. Peter said he would have to ask God that question since he's the one that made him.
So the zebra asked God, "God, am I a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes?"
God answered, "You are what you are."
The zebra left and came upon St. Peter and told him,
"Well I asked God if I was a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes..."
"What was the answer," St. Peter asked.
"Well I still don't know. All He said was: 'You are what you are."'
"Well that answers it," Said St. Peter. "You're a white horse with black stripes."
"How do you know that?" asked the zebra.
"Well if you were a black horse with white stripes He would have said: "You is what you is".
i dont tell you , i know the answer but is racist, and its not true , its white with black stripes.... look in a photo
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A zebra went to heaven. When he saw St. Peter he asked him "You know, I have always wondered, am I a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes?" St. Peter said he would have to ask God that question since he's the one that made him.
So the zebra asked God, "God, am I a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes?"
God answered, "You are what you are."
The zebra left and came upon St. Peter and told him,
"Well I asked God if I was a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes..."
"What was the answer," St. Peter asked.
"Well I still don't know. All He said was: 'You are what you are."'
"Well that answers it," Said St. Peter. "You're a white horse with black stripes."
"How do you know that?" asked the zebra.
"Well if you were a black horse with white stripes He would have said: "You is what you is".
Look at the size of his "member".
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No bad words, but it is a racist joke
Yep. That's racist. Implying that all black people/animals say "is" instead of "are" is racial stereotyping. Bad joke.
They are what they are and the dead man was satsfied with that because now he knew that the zebra was white with black stripes because if they were black with white then god wouldave said they is what they is
A zebra went to heaven. When he saw St. Peter he asked him "You know, I have always wondered, am I a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes?" St. Peter said he would have to ask God that question since he's the one that made him.
So the zebra asked God, "God, am I a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes?"
God answered, "You are what you are."
The zebra left and came upon St. Peter and told him,
"Well I asked God if I was a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes..."
"What was the answer," St. Peter asked.
"Well I still don't know. All He said was: 'You are what you are."'
"Well that answers it," Said St. Peter. "You're a white horse with black stripes."
"How do you know that?" asked the zebra.
"Well if you were a black horse with white stripes He would have said: "You is what you is".
Its kind of racist, but has no bad words.
Y u being rasict...huhhhh
im sorry. i dont know that one :[