Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?!
Question: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Answers: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
so you don't hear their farts.
Sorry I didn't mean to....
I don't.
I read Mencius' philosophy.
i dunno
so they dont feel lonely.................
i grunt
so you'll come closer to the dear to try and decipher the tune and just as you reach the door we rip a big one. We only do it because we love you though!
they get bored i guess
Um, their not whistling, they're farting.
Its not really whistling....=S
dont know 4sure, im not a man! but im sure that evry guy does it 4 theyr own reason. (boredom, hiding theyr farts, 4 fun, to impress the ladies..........y?) and maybe grls do it too!!!! :P
Most of us are too busy reading to whistle.
to dilute the noise!!!
to cover the noises.
probably because there r no magazines to read.
oh and by the way...
hi=D
to avoid conversation with other dudes while they're on the toilet :P
to toxidate the house
i ama man joke