Who do you feel more sorry for John or Mary?!
Question: Just One Day To Live...
John returned from a doctor's visit one day and told
his wife, Mary, that the doctor said he only had 24
hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to
make love with him.
Of course she agreed and they made mad passionate
love.
Six hours later, John went to her again, and said,
"Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe
we could make love again?"
Mary agrees and again they make love.
Later, John is getting into bed when he realized he
now had only eight hours of life left. He touched
Mary's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one
more
time before I die."
She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell
asleep.
John, however, heard the clock ticking in his head,
and he tossed and turned until he was down to only
four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to
wake her up. "Honey, I only have ! four hours left!
Could we...?"
His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said,
"Listen John, I have to get up in the morning! You
don't."
Answers: Just One Day To Live...
John returned from a doctor's visit one day and told
his wife, Mary, that the doctor said he only had 24
hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to
make love with him.
Of course she agreed and they made mad passionate
love.
Six hours later, John went to her again, and said,
"Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe
we could make love again?"
Mary agrees and again they make love.
Later, John is getting into bed when he realized he
now had only eight hours of life left. He touched
Mary's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one
more
time before I die."
She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell
asleep.
John, however, heard the clock ticking in his head,
and he tossed and turned until he was down to only
four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to
wake her up. "Honey, I only have ! four hours left!
Could we...?"
His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said,
"Listen John, I have to get up in the morning! You
don't."
Think I would have to say Mary as I think John was just horny. No wait --maybe not so bad on Mary part either. Anyway lol.
dunno
john
hahaha. That's hilarious.XD. And to answer your question I feel more sorry for John.
LMFAO!!! john?
John...i mean...it's the last day of his life!
John because he's about to die!
Mary John is just a liar
lol dat was a good 1 but i feel sorry 4 john
i don't know. what about you?
hahaha that is brilliant. Well worth a star. Thanks for that.
lol hehe cute !!
lol...thats hilarious...star =)
Both of them! very funny!!
lol its crule its funny i like it
Good Stuff!! I feel more sorry for Mary because John will be dead and she will still have to walk bow-legged the next day.
the wife.... mary, she'll remember the day of sex she had and no man will ever give that again non-stop and plus she'll miss him later lol
* rotflmaoooooooooooooooo that's messed up but funny as heck!
lol
ha haaa poor john!
That was a beauty. A star 4 u
lol, very good,10/10
Mary she has to go to work