Here's a good one?!
Question: The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning. As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores. As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine. One day, as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in. Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.
"Hello, hello!" she shouted. "Can anyone hear me? Hello!"
For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, "Hello! Is anyone down there?" Just as she was about to give up all hope, there came a faint voice from deep within the mine, "Vote for Hillary, Vote for Hillary."
Snow White fell to her knees, crossed herself and prayed, "Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive!"
Answers: The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning. As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores. As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine. One day, as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in. Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.
"Hello, hello!" she shouted. "Can anyone hear me? Hello!"
For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, "Hello! Is anyone down there?" Just as she was about to give up all hope, there came a faint voice from deep within the mine, "Vote for Hillary, Vote for Hillary."
Snow White fell to her knees, crossed herself and prayed, "Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive!"
I considered changing my avatar to have that wicked little lifted eyebrow....
Shame - shame! LOL!
Peace.
lol very funny!
Good!!!
He certainly is and he is telling this joke!! Haha, only joking...... nice one!
nice one keep posting
hahahaha star
I always knew I liked snow white.
LOL! Very cute!
That's good!
How many Hillary jokes are we going to be able to come up with before she realizes that she's wasting breath?
that is sooo funny, i have to share that with my husband, he will love it. God bless!!!!
This is a good one. I must share this.
Nice!! Where did you get this from? Did you think this up yourself?