I want to buy a donkey?!
Question: how do i test drive it, so i know i'm getting a good deal...
Answers: how do i test drive it, so i know i'm getting a good deal...
and i thought you had a donkey already at home and test droving it lots off times...........lol
yeah well i want a dolphin but we cant have everything...
cute joke
lemme ride that donkey.
i'll let you know if you should buy him.
kick it in it's azz a couple of times
and get it going
Wow..........
Hahahaha
You gotta grab it by the goodie bag and squeeze
u know how
you can test drive a donkey?
Ride it around the block
jackass
o.0".....=F
that's dumb.
ok not funny
LOL
do what your heart telling u just saying i got monkey
put your mouth in his *** if it feel good buy it
You'll need to go to Mexico for that. Some kind of show I've heard.
we can't have everything
etscuse me
f*ck it and let me know how it goes
O.K. Here's what you do: Climb on the Donkey and get him up to a gentle walk. At this point begin to rub on his rump ever so slightly while keeping a smooth rythm with his stride. Do this for approximately 1 minute and then look behind you. If this four legged donkey is now leaving 5 tracks behind you, 4 for the leggs and one solid line in the middle, then he's draggin'---BUY THE DONKEY!
This is funny. I'm not sure if you're being serious but you should get a horse instead. [= . Donkeys are usually stubborn animals. Not sure why you would want one lol. My uncle has a farm and I think he only owns one donkey because they're useless. You can't ride them unless the donkey wants you to. lol
Go to Jackass donkey dealership.
first you have to get off your a$$ and go look for one
ride it first, then buy it
Not really sure
Make sure it's not a dog.
Ask him if when growing up he wants to be a gorilla.
If he answers "Yes", it is a useless donkey.....
If he answers "NO" , it is a good donkey because he knows where he belongs... and...
he does not confuse "donkey" with "monkey"!!
you just bring a guy friend and if they get along its a good donkey because everyone knows that guys are all a**es