Joke about the lad at the zoo?!
Question: A young lad leaves school and gets a job in the zoo helping out. The manager tells him to work with Jack as he has many years experience with all the animals. Monday arrives, he has only been there a couple of hours and the young lad said to Jack "Hey! all the fish in the pond are floating on the surface, I think they are all dead.
"Okay" said Jack, "Get a net, scoop em' all out and feed em' to the Lions".
Tuesday arrives and after an hour the lad goes running up to Jack "Whoa! all the Monkey's are dead in the Ape house".
Jack jumps to his feet immediately. "See them trolley's,get them, put em' in and feed em' all to the Lions.
Wednesday arrives, the lad has been there just half an hour when he comes running over to Jack.
"Jack! come quickly"
Jack annoyingly shouts "Blimey, it's been nothing but bad news since you started, what now!"
It's a mass of Black and Yellow in the insect house, I think all the bees are dead.
Jack tells him, "Sweep em' all up and feed em' to the lions.
Answers: A young lad leaves school and gets a job in the zoo helping out. The manager tells him to work with Jack as he has many years experience with all the animals. Monday arrives, he has only been there a couple of hours and the young lad said to Jack "Hey! all the fish in the pond are floating on the surface, I think they are all dead.
"Okay" said Jack, "Get a net, scoop em' all out and feed em' to the Lions".
Tuesday arrives and after an hour the lad goes running up to Jack "Whoa! all the Monkey's are dead in the Ape house".
Jack jumps to his feet immediately. "See them trolley's,get them, put em' in and feed em' all to the Lions.
Wednesday arrives, the lad has been there just half an hour when he comes running over to Jack.
"Jack! come quickly"
Jack annoyingly shouts "Blimey, it's been nothing but bad news since you started, what now!"
It's a mass of Black and Yellow in the insect house, I think all the bees are dead.
Jack tells him, "Sweep em' all up and feed em' to the lions.
Lmao!! Omg DUde that is the funniest joke ive heard in a while rofl nice one lmao im literally crying hahaha!
funny have a star
Funny
thats not bad
that was not funny
gonna give you a star for sure
Lovely. Ha hahahahahaha.
sorry didnt find that paticuarly funny but have a star just for the sake of it :D
Ha ha
FIsh and chimps, Oh I get it.
HaHa
i get that!
Very good. Fish in the lion who ordered mushy bees. ha ha
Cute play on words, Tango ;)
Christopher
hi tango, loved your joke, well done, blue