Mature joke lovers only for this star worthy one?!
Question: When four of Santa's elves
got sick, the trainee elves did not produce Toys as fast as the regular
ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs Claus
told Santa her Mother was Coming To visit, which stressed Santa even
more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of
them were About to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were
out, Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the
Floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys Were
scattered. So, frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of Apple
cider and a shot of rum.
When he went to the cupboard, he
discovered the elves had drank all The Cider and hidden the liquor.
In his frustration, he accidentally Dropped The cider jug, and it Broke
into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went
to get the broom and found the mice Had Eaten all the straw off the end of
the broom. Just then the doorbell Rang, and irritated Santa marched to the
door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big
Christmas tree. The angel said Very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa.
Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you
like me to stick it?'
And so began the tradition of the little
angel on top of the Christmas Tree.
Answers: When four of Santa's elves
got sick, the trainee elves did not produce Toys as fast as the regular
ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs Claus
told Santa her Mother was Coming To visit, which stressed Santa even
more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of
them were About to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were
out, Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the
Floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys Were
scattered. So, frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of Apple
cider and a shot of rum.
When he went to the cupboard, he
discovered the elves had drank all The Cider and hidden the liquor.
In his frustration, he accidentally Dropped The cider jug, and it Broke
into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went
to get the broom and found the mice Had Eaten all the straw off the end of
the broom. Just then the doorbell Rang, and irritated Santa marched to the
door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big
Christmas tree. The angel said Very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa.
Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you
like me to stick it?'
And so began the tradition of the little
angel on top of the Christmas Tree.
Very funny! What makes it more funny for me is that I repeated it to my blonde girlfriend just now and she said 'It's the wrong time of the year to be telling that one, so no I don't find it funny!
funny!!
I've heard this before, but this is a better version and it's a funnier version! STAR!!!
hahahahaha that's cute
Hahahahaha..I'm seriously cracking up that was brilliant!
I TELL A SHORTER VERSION EVERY CHRISTMAS ALWAYS GETS A LAUGH
Heard it before, But yes it is a good one
HAHAHA classic, love it.
lmao very good.xx=o> * 4 u.!
=D LOL
ooo ummm.... uhh. ok?
one of the funnier jokes ive seen on here
so thats how it happened
Funny, but I don't understand your use of caps.
thats hilarious ohoho i have one
One day Mickey woke up and looked out his window.
He saw someone had peed in the snow "Mickey Sucks"
So he called the police and the police come to investigate. The policemen finished and said" Mickey we have good news and bad news, the good news is that its Goofy's pee, the bad news its Minnie's handwriting"....
........o.o
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I like it. That's a good one.
STAR
I wonder if Hillary clinton is on the gay list of the "naughty" list??
hahhaha