Wow, these don't even sound like they could be answered with a straight face!
Question: 1.) Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
2.) Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
3.) Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
4.) Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
5.) Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
6.) Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
7.) If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
8.) Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
9.)Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
10.)If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?
Answers: 1.) Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
2.) Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
3.) Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
4.) Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
5.) Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
6.) Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
7.) If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
8.) Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
9.)Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
10.)If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?
Comedian Steven wright used all these a few years ago in his act. Genius!
One more - Why did superman let bullets bounce off his chest, but he always ducked when they threw the empty gun at him?
wow that brought up so many questions
haha those are funny.
Haha! Well i know 3...i can't hear my self think! ^_^
lol hilarious questions
thanks for puttting a smile on my face
Love it!
especially #3
is totally true and unnecessary