A beaver walks into a bar and asks the bar-tender where is the bar-tender?!
Question: and the bartender replies, it's not, it's pretty much hard all around
Answers: and the bartender replies, it's not, it's pretty much hard all around
wow..... um.... wow....
it's funny if you read it very slowly.
kinda corny too.
I think I like it.
A duck walked into a bar and asked the bartented do you got any grapes?
Bartender says 'no get out of here duck'
The next day the duck walked into the bar again and asked the bartender 'got any grapes?'
Bartender says 'no duck, next time you walk in here askin for grapes im ganna nail you to the floor.'
The next day the duck walks into the bar and asks the bartender 'got any nails?' bartender says no 'so do you got any grapes?'
Why did the man throw his clock out of the window?? He wanted to see time fly!!!!!
okay, got it!! like the grapes better though!
Ok I give up what is the key to the riddle
i dont get it,
please, explain!!!
hahahahaha
stanley the sperm was lifting weights one day. all the other sperms gathered around stanley and said. hey what are you doing . he said . it only takes one sperm to get a girl pg. and iam going to be that sperm. so pretty soon. they get hot and bothered. so they went swimming. stanley passed like all the sperms.. he got right to the head and put on the brakes . and yelled go back go back!! its a ********. !!