A Good "Knock Knock" Joke?!
Question: My kid has been telling me Knock Knock jokes for the last week. Unfortunately, I seem to have run out of any to tell him. What is your favorite Knock Knock Joke?
Answers: My kid has been telling me Knock Knock jokes for the last week. Unfortunately, I seem to have run out of any to tell him. What is your favorite Knock Knock Joke?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anne
Anne Who?
Another mosquito
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arthur
Arthur Who?
A third mosquito
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Yeta
Yeta who?
Yet another mosquito
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Andy
Andy Who?
And he bit me!
Knock Knock
Come in
KNOCK KNOCK
Whos there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awh don't cry.
HAHAHA cracks me up everytime.
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knock knock
im trying to sleep, pi$$ off!!
Knock KNock
who's there
Ivana
Ivana who
I vana come in it's cold out here
Ok so it's corny but is a Knock knock joke is supposed to be corny
who is there?
doctor who?
dr smelly
knock knock, wait a minute i j ust gotta get out the bath
Knock knock.
Whos there.
Interrupting cow.
Interupting cow wh - MOOOOOO! (Like, you interrupt them by mooing before they finish saying their line).
knock knock
whos there?
dude
dude who?
EEWWWW YOU DOODOO YOUR PANTS
Knock Knock
whos there
Bock Bock
Bock Bock Who?
Bock Bock Im a Chicken
I will never forget when my younger cousin said this one to me she was all of 3 and it was soo cute!
"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"Hawk"
"Hawk Who?"
"Hey! this is a Knock, Knock joke and not Japanese Poetry."
Knock Knock
"Whos there?"
Interrupting cow
"interrupting..."
MOOOOOOOOOOO
And here are more...
knock knock
whos there
ken
ken who
ken you tell me any good knock knock jokes
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in; it's cold out here.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You're welcome!
Knock Knock!
whos there
boo
boo who
font cry its just a joke
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Buddha.
Buddha who?
Buddha this slice of bread for me?
Srry that wasnt much, you probably want more so go here........
http://www.knock-knock-joke.com/knock_kn...
knock knock
whos there
ach
ach who
bless you
makes me and my son laugh
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
KILLER BEE ATTACKjjrtjigjgfjihtnonsdrjgmgcoiyhb jfpogihbfpokpfohkpoklvbukptoibkcpovhj0tr...
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Moo.
Moo, who?
Well, make up your mind, are you a cow or an owl?
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"The interrupting cow"
"The interrupting c...." [*butts in*] "Moo"
before he completes "The interrupting cow who?" you 'interrupt' him by saying "moo". Personally, it's the most original knock knock joke I know. Hope it helps =)
Knock knock
who's there
woo
woo who?
that's the spirit!
hahaha.
there should be plenty here though,
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=k...
have fun!
Knock Knock
who's there?
doctor
doctor who?
you just said it.
Well I thought it was funny :)
knock knock
whos there?
eye mup
eye mup who?
oh, i wondered what the smell was (or something like that!)
and then you laugh like the childish people you are!! lol
Knock knock
whose there
Patty o
patty o who
Patio furniture
Knock Knock Who's there-- ORANGE- ORANGE who? Orange you glad to see me?
Knock, Knock!!
Who's there?
Nobody
Nobody who?
(stay silent, nobody there)
Knock knock
Who's there.
Keep quiet don't say a thing.
After a while ask him. If I go away for 2 years and come back will you recognize me. Ask 5 years then 10 years.
Now keep quiet again for some time.
knock knock
Who's there.
I'm not even gone yet and you don't recognize me.
Knock Knock,
Whos there?
Granny
Granny Who?
Knock knock
Whos there?
Granny
Granny who?
(*do this about 3 times and then say)
Knock knock
Whos there?
Aunt
Aunt who?
Aunt you glad that grannies gone!
So naff but made me laugh (little things please little minds).
ahcmed and jeff dunham
knock knock
who's there?
me, I kill you
knock knock
come in........
knock knock?
whose there?
Banana.
Banana who?
knock knock?
whose there?
Banana.
Banana who?
knock knock?
whose there?
Banana.
Banana who?
knock knock?
whose there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I didn't say banana!!!
knock knock
who's there?
no answer, I already left
Knock Knock
Whos there
Jane
Jane who
Jane jer cloththes you stink
There is no such thing as a good Knock Knock joke.