Little johnny jokes - do ya like?!
Question: Little Johnny is sitting in class, and the teacher says, 'Today children, we are going to
learn multi-syllable words. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'
Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!
Miss Rogers. 'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?'
Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.'
Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.'
Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of 'fellatio'".
Teacher draws a penis on the board, then asks "Does any one know what this is?"
Little johnny says, "My dad has two of them, a small one for weeing and a big one for cleaning the babysitter's teeth".
Answers: Little Johnny is sitting in class, and the teacher says, 'Today children, we are going to
learn multi-syllable words. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'
Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!
Miss Rogers. 'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?'
Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.'
Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.'
Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of 'fellatio'".
Teacher draws a penis on the board, then asks "Does any one know what this is?"
Little johnny says, "My dad has two of them, a small one for weeing and a big one for cleaning the babysitter's teeth".
The teacher ask all the student their names. Little Johnny says, "My name is Johnny F***hour.
The teacher angrily scolded Johnny for saying such a thing, but he replied "Honest, if you don't believe me, ask my brother in the kindergarten class."
The teacher says, "I am going to do just that!"
She walks down to the kindergarten class peeks here head in and says to the students, "Is there a F***hour in here?"
One boy replied, "F***hour? Lady, we don't even get milk and cookies.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha thats really funny!
haha funny
good
Star for you (great laughs). Here's on in return.
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that an interesting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no other animal in the world does this.
Johnny's hand shoots up. "Not correct, Miss!" he says.
"Please explain, Johnny," replies the teacher.
"Well, Miss, the other day I was playing with my cat on the verandah. The neighbours' Great Dane came around the corner, and my cat went
"ffffffffff! ffffffffffff! ffffffffff!", and before he could say "F**K OFF!", the dog ate him!"
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Nice
very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... ONE LITTLE JOHNNY WAS PEEING AND LITTLE SUSIE CAME UP AND ASKED IF she could touch his thing he said no you already broke yours
hahahahahahahahaHAHA!
a star for you!
I always love this little Johnny. Very good and serious funny jokes he he he he he...