Three jokes?!
Question: The Policeman couldn't believe his eyes as he saw the woman drive past him, busily knitting. Quickly he pulled along the vehicle, wound down his window and shouted "Pull over!"
"No" she replied, "they're socks!"
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The Policeman pulled over a car and strolled up to the drivers window: "Excuse me sir, but do you know that you're driving without a rear light?"
The driver jumped out and ran to the rear of his car and let out a whimpering groan. The driver seemed so genuinely distressed that the policeman took a sympathetic view: "Don't take it so hard, it's not all that serious an offence..."
"Isn't it" the driver cried, "Where's my caravan gone?"
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The policeman spotted a jay walker and decided to challenge him : "Why are you trying to cross here when there's a zebra crossing only fifty feet away?"
"Well" replied the jay walker, "I hope it's having better luck than me."
Answers: The Policeman couldn't believe his eyes as he saw the woman drive past him, busily knitting. Quickly he pulled along the vehicle, wound down his window and shouted "Pull over!"
"No" she replied, "they're socks!"
* * *
The Policeman pulled over a car and strolled up to the drivers window: "Excuse me sir, but do you know that you're driving without a rear light?"
The driver jumped out and ran to the rear of his car and let out a whimpering groan. The driver seemed so genuinely distressed that the policeman took a sympathetic view: "Don't take it so hard, it's not all that serious an offence..."
"Isn't it" the driver cried, "Where's my caravan gone?"
* * *
The policeman spotted a jay walker and decided to challenge him : "Why are you trying to cross here when there's a zebra crossing only fifty feet away?"
"Well" replied the jay walker, "I hope it's having better luck than me."
hahahaha saved the best till last.
Funnier than hilary clintons face!!
and thats saying somthin
hahaha
funny
lol...funny
The first joke I got and was funny.
The other two I didnt really get.
lol
very funny!
Very good. lol
those are very good. lol
hahaha
hahahaha
Its Funny.............
funny
old, but still good for a laugh
hahah........lolzzzz.....verrrrry funny!!!infact m still laughin!!!!!