Something doesn't add up?!
Question: A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key in the door. "Stay where you are," she said. "He's so drunk he won't even notice you're in bed with me."
Sure enough, the husband lurched into bed none the wiser, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed. He turned to his wife: "Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What's going on?"
"Nonsense," said the wife. "You're so drunk you miscounted. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there."
The husband climbed out of bed and counted. "One, two, three, four. You're right, you know."
Answers: A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key in the door. "Stay where you are," she said. "He's so drunk he won't even notice you're in bed with me."
Sure enough, the husband lurched into bed none the wiser, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed. He turned to his wife: "Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What's going on?"
"Nonsense," said the wife. "You're so drunk you miscounted. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there."
The husband climbed out of bed and counted. "One, two, three, four. You're right, you know."
drunken husbund ever had sense when reaches home in front of wife .
its my experence
that was funny!! STAR!!
wow that was funny
That's 2 funny
cute!
i dont understand it.....o i get it because i thought he counted six standing by the door but he was in the bed when he counted
very funny
Hhahahaha drunken eejit.
hahaha that's what drink does to you. Good one. lol
it is time he cut down on the drinking. that was fab. thanks lol
Brilliant excellent joke
Star for you.
Too clever for her own good............Star....
Awesome joke.Loved it
very good
thanks for sharing
Funny!!!!!!!!!!!