Can u tell me something funny?!
Question: Thanku soo much
any joke or anything funny
Answers: Thanku soo much
any joke or anything funny
Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines." "What did you do?" the other nuns asked. "Well, of course I threw them in the trash." The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!" "Oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked. "I poked holes in all of them!" she replied. The third nun fainted.
arosal spray infront of a match makes a flamethrower! :D
How does Michael Jackson know when it's 12? When the big hand touches the little thingy.
You're welcomed
something funny
i know im not gonna be the first one to say this
hey would you look at that im am the first one to say this
whats brown and sticky?
a stick ahahaha
ya, I was hanging out with a few of my friends and I was dancing to Crank That...lol...and my friend ended up peeing herself because she was laughing really hard...lol
She was a little tipsy
why do midget men giggle when they run thru the grass???
cuz the grass tickles their nuts!!!
i gota piss. did that make you laugh? no? damn it!
How does a gay ganster do a drive by?
Throws skittles out the window and yells
"Taste the rainbow, bit**es!"
There are 2 old men who are great friends. One is 80 and one is 76 years old.
The 80 year old is running around the park for quite some time while the 76 year old is watching him. "How can you keep so physically fit at your age?" the 76 year old asks. The 80 year old replies, "I eat a lot of rye bread on a daily basis." The 80 year old also says, "the bread also makes me perform quite well with the ladies if you know what I mean."
So the 76 year old man goes to the bread store the next day and gets 6 loaves of bread. he is going to pay for them when the cashier asks him, "Are these all for you?" The 76 year old says, "Yes they are." The cashier says, "Well by the time you get to the last loaf its going to be hard!"
here's a dirty joke [ a white horse fell in a mud hole]
If someone gets on your nerves say "Did the aliens forget to remove that probe from your butt"
if someone wont stop copying you, just say "would a chicken eat a pie made of someone who died?" really quickly and they'll stop. i kicked you in my face.or go here,
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn".
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!
Look in a mirror!