How about this one? A little rude-ish?!
Question: Ivonne was in the garden tending to her flowers when she got the urge to pee. So she did and wiped off her dew on a rose. Uncle Fred came along later, picked up the rose, sniffed it, then ran to phone the newspaper editor.
"I found a rose that smells like a woman's you-know-what!"
The editor said, "That's nothing. When you find a you-know-what that smells like a rose, call me again."
I'm not making these up, but they made me chuckle.
Answers: Ivonne was in the garden tending to her flowers when she got the urge to pee. So she did and wiped off her dew on a rose. Uncle Fred came along later, picked up the rose, sniffed it, then ran to phone the newspaper editor.
"I found a rose that smells like a woman's you-know-what!"
The editor said, "That's nothing. When you find a you-know-what that smells like a rose, call me again."
I'm not making these up, but they made me chuckle.
HAHA! Another star for you.
bahaha, funny
haha, funny.
That was pretty funny.
LOL!!!
y uncle fred, how bout uncle fester? but some you-know-whats smell lke roses!
so wait how do you want us to answer that?? i find it funny I'm a woman......
Wooo! HAHA, that it pretty funny! You can have a star!*
hahahahhahaha
Thats great, but a little rude to women.
I laughed though.
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It was okay. I've heard better, but it's whatever floats your boat
***yawn**** i just woke up from this boring me to sleep
hahahahaha
Brought a smile to my face...thanks