Cheeky cheeky....?!
Question: A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem."
She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are.
He says "well, p.u.s.s.y and bi.atch".
She says "Oh That's no big deal, p.u.s.s.y is a cat like our little Mittens, and b.ia.t.c.h is a female dog like our Sandy."
He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know, and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact meaning.
Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she cant handle them. What are the words?"
He tells him...p.u.s.s.y and b.ia.t.c.h.
Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circlees the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "son, everything inside this circle, is p.u.s.s.y."
"OK dad, so what's a b..ia..tc.h?"
"Son" he says, "everything outside that circle.
Answers: A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem."
She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are.
He says "well, p.u.s.s.y and bi.atch".
She says "Oh That's no big deal, p.u.s.s.y is a cat like our little Mittens, and b.ia.t.c.h is a female dog like our Sandy."
He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know, and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact meaning.
Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she cant handle them. What are the words?"
He tells him...p.u.s.s.y and b.ia.t.c.h.
Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circlees the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "son, everything inside this circle, is p.u.s.s.y."
"OK dad, so what's a b..ia..tc.h?"
"Son" he says, "everything outside that circle.
JUST LIKE MEN....!!! L0L;; FUNNY :P
Haha, typical men! =]
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thats hilarious but oh so messed up all at the same time
lmfao...that's grimey
lmao ahahahahahahahahahahaha
have to use that one!
thats a good one lmao
ha ha ha, I like that, lol