Know anything funny?!?!


Question: any1 know anything funny? i'm desperate 2 hear some! :)


Answers: any1 know anything funny? i'm desperate 2 hear some! :)

Did you hear Tony the Tiger was killed today?
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They said it was a cereal killer. Hahahahaha.

Demetri Martin:
Graffiti’s the most passionate literature there is, you know? It’s always like “Bush sucks!”, “U2 Rocks!”. I want to make indifferent graffiti. “Toy Story 2 was okay!” “I like Sheryl as a friend, but I’m not sure about taking things further”, “This is a bridge!”, “That guy’s right!”

Emo Phillips:
She sends me to the principal, and I get to his office and I sit down and he looks at me and says, "Emo, Emo, Emo." I said, "I'm the one in the middle, you drunken slob."

Jack Handy:
If someone told me it wasn't "fashionable" to talk about freedom, I think I'd just have to look him square in the eye and say, "Okay, YOU TELL ME what's 'fashionable'." But he won't. And you know why? Because you can't ask someone what's fashionable in a smart-alecky way like that. You have to be friendly and say, "By the way, what's fashionable?"

65 year old virgin here and still living with parents since birth.

little johnny asked his mom,
mommy? can little girls get pregnant?
mom: no, johnny, they can't

little johnny runs to his neighbour/friend's house and tells her..
don't worry, we can play this game again tomorrow

All I must do is this......
-BLAH
-then you laugh
-Hahaha-
then I like lol
then ur like rofl
then im like roflol
then ur like OMG
Then im like Idk
-Then someone here faints-
O.o

well ii just dumped my beau cause he was bein a but and then later i found out some1 pushed him down in the mud!!!dont no y but it made ma laugh cause i was mad at him

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Mrr-F9kVREo

watch this video for about 10 seconds you will laugh ur butt off

turn around really fast,really long, and sit down for 2 seconds, then run in a circle, then spin, and lay down on the floor. don't stop for a couple minutes, u'll laugh, or puke, or both!:) ~:> thats a chicken, might come in handy!!!!

A woman gets on a bus with her baby.The bus driver says,"That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down,fuming.She says to a man next to her,"That driver just insulted me!"The man says,'You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead,I'll hold your monkey for you."



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