Im feeling sad and miserable - 10 points if you can make me laugh?!
Question: it doesnt have to be a joke..can be realy random if you want..just aslong as it makes me laugh
Answers: it doesnt have to be a joke..can be realy random if you want..just aslong as it makes me laugh
Chealsy Clinton interviews John McCain and asks what three things are you most afraid of?
McCain replies Osama, Obama and YoMamma!!!
I hope that helps :)
Your mother is a hamster & your father smells of elderberries.
What's the difference between a pygmy village and a ladies' track team?
A pygmy village is a cunning bunch of runts.
hey, what do you call a dog with no legs??..... he dosen't matter... he wouldn't come anyway.
Sheep chase me, ducks chase me, dogs want to kill me and goats pee down my leg (when I'm wearing shorts).
HA HA HA HO HO HO HE HE HE HI HI HI....
I'm terrible in making other people laugh!
Hope ur mood gets better anyway!
When did Pinochio finally realize that he was really a boy made out of wood?
When he was masturbating, and his dick caught on fire!
There was a king and 3 Englishmen. They got lost in a forest, so the king ordered them to get 10 pieces of fruit each. The first man came back with apples. The king said "Shove these apples up your butt without any expression on your face or you will be killed." The first one went in smoothly. But on the second one he winced in pain and was killed. The second Englishman came back with berries and was told the same thing. Eight went smoothly up. But on the ninth one he burst out laughing and was killed. Once the two dead Englishmen were reunited, the 1st one asked "Why did you laugh?" The 2nd one replied "I saw the 3rd one coming with pinapples."
There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.
''Nice bike,'' the cop said, ''did Santa bring it to you?''
''Yep,'' the little boy said, ''he sure did!''
The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he said, ''Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it.''
To go along with the cop, the little boy said, ''Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?'' ''Yes, He sure did,'' said the cop.
The little boy looked up at the cop and said, ''Next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse instead of on top.'