Mickey Mouse under the knife?!
Question: As Mickey Mouse lay there dieing of internal injuries the surgeons worked feverishly, searching for the cause of all the bleeding. Realizing the hopelessness of this futile attempt, Walt Disney burst into the room and shouted,"What's the use?...You'll never get anywhere with this Mickey Mouse operation."
Answers: As Mickey Mouse lay there dieing of internal injuries the surgeons worked feverishly, searching for the cause of all the bleeding. Realizing the hopelessness of this futile attempt, Walt Disney burst into the room and shouted,"What's the use?...You'll never get anywhere with this Mickey Mouse operation."
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There is something awfully Goofy about this joke. :-)
But, just then, someone else looked in to see what the racket was about. They promptly threw him out, because he was too SNOOPY. They decided to get another DOC, but he had overdosed on cold medicine and had become too SLEEPY, GRUMPY and DOPEY. "What's wrong with you?" they asked. "Can't you get HAPPY?" But he couldn't. So off they went to find someone else. They twied to get a twicky wabbit, but when he got into the operating room, he found that the LOONEY TUNES playing overhead were dwiving him cwazy! This BUGS him so much that he leaves. Poor old MICKEY goes to that BIG EPISODE IN THE SKY. But, to honor him, his ashes will be transported into space and released. Where do you think they'll go from there? PLUTO, I TINK!