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Question: Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven .. don't step on the ducks.'
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, 'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'
The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck, and along
comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same punishment as the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, tanned, muscular, and with good hair. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The woman remarks, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?' And the guy says, 'Well, I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck.'


Answers: Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven .. don't step on the ducks.'
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, 'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'
The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck, and along
comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same punishment as the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, tanned, muscular, and with good hair. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The woman remarks, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?' And the guy says, 'Well, I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck.'

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that was funny...... here, have a star

yeah that was funny and worth retelling.

That's a new one to me.

oh my....that joke really made me lol! thanks for a laugh to start my day off with!

Haha you started my morning with a good laugh, thanks. star

roflmao?

lol go on then grab this star.....xxx

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lol it was very funny

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it was funny.

ROFL Worth reading Lmao nice one haha, i havn't had one of those laughs in ages haha have a star... very nice omg top joke! Im srzly crying!

lmao.... Thanks for that. That was a good one!

That is funny... But hurd it be for

Funny

Yeah, i like it!

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