Ok a couple even i am not sure about so tell me funny or not?!
Question: An East-Coaster walks into a hardware store and asks for a chain saw that will cut 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends the top of the line model. The East-Coaster is suitably impressed, and buys it. The next day he brings it back, complaining that it would only cut down 1 tree and it took ALL DAY! The salesman takes the chain saw, starts it up to see what's wrong, and the East-Coaster says: "What's that noise?"
Q. What do a tornado, hurricane, and a redneck divorce have in common?
A. Somebody's fixin' to lose a house trailer.
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?
A: Three -- one to eat the possum and two to watch for cars.
When the air traffic controllers went on strike in 1980, who was called in to take their place?
Why, Tattoo and Bob Barker, of course. Tattoo would point to the sky and yell, "Da plane! Da plane!" and Bob Barker would yell, "Come on down!"
Answers: An East-Coaster walks into a hardware store and asks for a chain saw that will cut 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends the top of the line model. The East-Coaster is suitably impressed, and buys it. The next day he brings it back, complaining that it would only cut down 1 tree and it took ALL DAY! The salesman takes the chain saw, starts it up to see what's wrong, and the East-Coaster says: "What's that noise?"
Q. What do a tornado, hurricane, and a redneck divorce have in common?
A. Somebody's fixin' to lose a house trailer.
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?
A: Three -- one to eat the possum and two to watch for cars.
When the air traffic controllers went on strike in 1980, who was called in to take their place?
Why, Tattoo and Bob Barker, of course. Tattoo would point to the sky and yell, "Da plane! Da plane!" and Bob Barker would yell, "Come on down!"
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good ones Chris.!!!
Cheers mate.!!!
ummm none got a chuckle out of me
U should already know the answer if its funny or not ofcourse it is!~!
the first is funny.
nah lol, im cringin for u lmao :-)
Funny
VERY FUNNY!!!!! A Star for you!!!!
sorry not funny....try again
Again, the redneck jokes rule!!! xD
Here's a star! *
Hi Chris,
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.. These are great and the last one I am still laughing one of your BEST ONES CHRIS..
A BIG STAR.. Priceless!!!
A Friend,
poppy1
The one about the trailer is true.....
ROTFLMHineyOff!!!
As for the chainsaw.....must be a Northern East-Coaster cuz a redneck can run a chainsaw........
:)