Damn Ham Joke...?!
Question: A woman walks into a deli shop and orders a special ham. The shop owner retrives the ham and says:
"Here's your dam ham"
The woman, shocked, says:
"What? Are you cursing at me?"
"No mam thats the name of the ham" says the owner.
Later that evening the woman prepares the ham for diner. The Husband walks in and sits down.
"Honey could you pass me the ham?" says the husband.
"Here's your dam ham" says the wife.
"What? Are you cursing at me?" says the husband.
"No dear thats the name of the ham." says the wife.
The son walks in and sits down.
"Dad could you pass me the ham?" says the boy
"Here son, here's your dam ham" says the father.
The son replies: "Good job dad you're catching up, now pass me the fu**ing potatoes."
Answers: A woman walks into a deli shop and orders a special ham. The shop owner retrives the ham and says:
"Here's your dam ham"
The woman, shocked, says:
"What? Are you cursing at me?"
"No mam thats the name of the ham" says the owner.
Later that evening the woman prepares the ham for diner. The Husband walks in and sits down.
"Honey could you pass me the ham?" says the husband.
"Here's your dam ham" says the wife.
"What? Are you cursing at me?" says the husband.
"No dear thats the name of the ham." says the wife.
The son walks in and sits down.
"Dad could you pass me the ham?" says the boy
"Here son, here's your dam ham" says the father.
The son replies: "Good job dad you're catching up, now pass me the fu**ing potatoes."
ha u deserve a staar....weeeeeeeee!!!*
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm..............
URGH
XDDDDDDDDD
OMG, I loved that.
Read it many times, though with different characters.
lol. i wish i WOULD try something like that, my mother would kick me. lol
hahahahha good one
keep up the good work and spread smiles and hello m i forgettin' somethin' yeah here take a star
another good one.
THAT WAS SO HILARIOUS!!! :D
hahahaha..... a good one
Fcking hilarious babe!!
He he he. The joke is so funny. It deserves a star.
LOL! That was pretty funny!
Very funny.