How do you entertain yourself in an elevator?!
Question: Next time you’re on an elevator and feel a little bored, liven up the moment with some of these insightful ideas:
1. When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, “I have new socks on.”
5. Before the elevator door opens shout “DING” and then laugh and say “beat you again Mr Elevator.”
6. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
7. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “that’s mine!”
8. Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi Greg. How’s your day been?”
Answers: Next time you’re on an elevator and feel a little bored, liven up the moment with some of these insightful ideas:
1. When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, “I have new socks on.”
5. Before the elevator door opens shout “DING” and then laugh and say “beat you again Mr Elevator.”
6. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
7. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “that’s mine!”
8. Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi Greg. How’s your day been?”
9. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there?”
10. When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they’ll open again.”
11. Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
omg i love the socks one i will definatly try that
Hahahaha....those are good =)
Although I have to say...if i were the other person i'd be hella annoyed
I love these lists....
theres always pushing all the buttons as you get off..ahhhhh funny
haha yes i've totally seen that!!! =DD
my friend emailed it to me. it's funny.
lmao. omg the last one.
i put my hands in my pockets and breathe heavy..
I jump up & down, it causes the cables to stretch a bit, and the whole elevator cab becomes a giant trampoline if the timing is just right!
PS. If you don't believe me, TRY IT!
that was really funny! you made my day, im gonna use some of those! also, if there are a bunch of other people in the elevator, fart and then blame it on someone else!
Thats funny!
the only good one is punching the wrong floor when asked and then blocking the panel
Oh I would soooooo re-inact this scene from the movie Dumb and Dumber, like continually !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKAyhLtiK...
Gotta love it !!!!!!