Joke ~ Would you like a drink Smila?!


Question: Smila is sitting next to an old priest on a plane, waiting for take-off to Turkey. There's a minor technical hitch delaying things so the Captain announces that the airline will be serving a round of free drinks.

When the lovely air hostess comes by for their order, Smila asks for a double Scotch. She then asks the priest if he'd like a drink.

"Oh, no," says the priest. "I'd rather commit adultery than drink alcohol."

Stopping in mid-swallow and dribbling Scotch down his front, Smila replaces his drink on the hostess's drinks cart......"Excuse me Miss," he says, "I didn't know we had a choice!"


Answers: Smila is sitting next to an old priest on a plane, waiting for take-off to Turkey. There's a minor technical hitch delaying things so the Captain announces that the airline will be serving a round of free drinks.

When the lovely air hostess comes by for their order, Smila asks for a double Scotch. She then asks the priest if he'd like a drink.

"Oh, no," says the priest. "I'd rather commit adultery than drink alcohol."

Stopping in mid-swallow and dribbling Scotch down his front, Smila replaces his drink on the hostess's drinks cart......"Excuse me Miss," he says, "I didn't know we had a choice!"

Hahhahahaaaaaa.....good one missus...lmao

Ha ha ha ha.......Holy smoke that's a cracker!!

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Double-Decker Bus

Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus and the blonde team rides on the top level. The brunette team down below is having a great time, when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the blondes upstairs. She decides to go up and investigate.

When the brunette reaches the top, she finds all the blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead. She says, “What the heck is going on up here? We're having a grand time downstairs!”

One of the blondes looks up and says, “Yeah, but you've got a driver!”

Ok, a little lol for you, my friend!

pmsl loved it!
thx for the laugh
star from me to you

Funny! 100!

funny

another great joke you deserve 10 stars

Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke Fidgety.!!!
Spoiled for choices hey, lol.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers for a good laugh.!!

very funny ha ha ha hah ha

A good 'un. A star 4 u

Hahahaha love it Fidgety.

LMAO...sounds about right for smila..

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
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lol very funny

Good stuff! Gold Star for ya! lol.



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