Joke:Would this Teacher Be Out of Line? jimi4950?!
Question: A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you're first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?"
Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor."
"That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?" Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman."
"Thank you, Amie," said the teacher. "What about your father, Billy?"
Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse."
The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy''s father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and demanded an explanation.
Billy''s father said, "I'm actually an attorney, but how can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?"
Answers: A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you're first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?"
Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor."
"That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?" Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman."
"Thank you, Amie," said the teacher. "What about your father, Billy?"
Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse."
The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy''s father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and demanded an explanation.
Billy''s father said, "I'm actually an attorney, but how can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?"
I emailed this to my attorney. LOL
some things are just unanswerable
ahaha! that is really funny!
uhh...
it might be out of line if the teacher said it but it depends what grade he's telling it to.
all attorneys are not bad
i say yes because some kids might be embaresed of what there kids do for a living but im not lol.
thats funny
haha
I've just read that joke on Comedy centrel and I found it funny but it took me a long time to work it out because i am the worlds dumbest male blonde!
i didnt think it was funny
that isnt that funny. And why is billy always picked on?
That joke is out of line for an elementary school class and is actually not funny.
LOL
lol!
So what did you do during recess billy? The teacher asks.
"I played in the sand"he replies.
"Very nice" says the teacher."Now if you can spell sand i will give you a cookie".
"What did you do during recess sally"asks the teacher.
"I played in the sand with Billy" she replies.
"Now if you can spell play, you will get a cookie too."says the teacher.
"Tyrone what did you do during recess"asks the teacher.
"Well i tried to play with billy and sally but they wouldn't let me."
"Well that sound like blatant racial discrimination."She answers.And if you can spell that i I'll give you a cookie.