Joke: Do Rednecks know how to Get It Done? jimi4950?!
Question: 'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'
'Yes. What can I do for
you?'
'I'm calling
to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin'
marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it
inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.'
'Thank you very much for the call,
sir.'
The next day, the
Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the
shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust
open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at
Virgil and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's
house.
'Hey, Virgil!
This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'
'Yeah!'
'Did they chop your firewood?'
'Yep!'
'Happy Birthday, buddy!'
Answers: 'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'
'Yes. What can I do for
you?'
'I'm calling
to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin'
marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it
inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.'
'Thank you very much for the call,
sir.'
The next day, the
Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the
shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust
open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at
Virgil and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's
house.
'Hey, Virgil!
This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'
'Yeah!'
'Did they chop your firewood?'
'Yep!'
'Happy Birthday, buddy!'
You might be a Jehovah's Witness....
.....if you've spent days at a baseball stadium and never saw a ball or drank a beer.
....if you have no construction skills and you still go to all the nearby quick-build Kingdom Hall projects, you might be a JW trying to get out of field service.
......if you think you, on your own, misinterpreted or imagined the year 1975 as the year the end would come, thereby absorbing all responsibility away from the Watch Tower Society, you are a JW in good standing.
.....if the Watch Tower Society used to preach a certain teaching years ago and you deny they ever did, you are a good JW.
WTF?
Jeff Foxworthy: If you tell a joke about a redneck on Yahoo! answers, you might be a redneck.
funny
i love it!
wait........hmmm, let me think for a minute, OH GOT IT! *lol*