Two Guys Jogging...Joke*?!
Question: Two guys are jogging on a trail through the woods, when one of them needed to use the bathroom. So he quickly ran behind a tree and left his friend sitting there on the trail. A few seconds later a scream came from behind the tree. His friend came running to the rescue only to find him on the ground in pain.
"What happened?!" he said.
"I was bittin by a snake and now my body is numb!" said the man.
"Stay here I'll go find help" he said.
So the man ran to the nearest hospital and talked to a doctor right away and told him his situation.
"All you have to do is suck out the poison" said the doctor.
So the man ran back to find his friend still on the ground looking worse than he did before.
Confidently he asked, "Hey man where were you bittin?"
The dying man said, "The snake bit me on my ***. What did the doctor say?"
The man replied, "He said you're gunna die."
Answers: Two guys are jogging on a trail through the woods, when one of them needed to use the bathroom. So he quickly ran behind a tree and left his friend sitting there on the trail. A few seconds later a scream came from behind the tree. His friend came running to the rescue only to find him on the ground in pain.
"What happened?!" he said.
"I was bittin by a snake and now my body is numb!" said the man.
"Stay here I'll go find help" he said.
So the man ran to the nearest hospital and talked to a doctor right away and told him his situation.
"All you have to do is suck out the poison" said the doctor.
So the man ran back to find his friend still on the ground looking worse than he did before.
Confidently he asked, "Hey man where were you bittin?"
The dying man said, "The snake bit me on my ***. What did the doctor say?"
The man replied, "He said you're gunna die."
hahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha...
i don't get it....
Rofl
lol
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haha
ha! ha! ha! ha! ROLMMFAO!!!!
he said that he was gonna die rather than to suck it out of his .......... lmmfao!!
thanx for the laugh!! i needed it today!!
haha .. that's funny
hahaha brilliant
Funny! 100!
funny!
hahahahaha
Awesome. What a good friend.
when i heard it many years ago the two blokes were motorbike rriders 1 rode a scooter the other rode a harley d.
also. a group of bikers were standing round campfire braggin about which bike represented strength courage etc...there were honda, kwakka, triumphs etc....all the time they argued the harley rider never commented.... he just stood there turning the coals over with his '3rd' leg.