Murphy's Lesser-Known Dictums ????!!!????!!!?!
Question: Murphy's Lesser-Known Dictums
>
> Light travels faster than sound. This is why some
> people appear bright until you hear them speak.
>
> He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.
>
> Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
>
> Those who live by the sword get shot by those who
> don't. The parallel to this dictum is: Never bring
> a knife to a gunfight!
>
>
> Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented
> fool.
>
> The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance
> of getting something right, there's a 90%
> probability you'll get it wrong.
>
> If you lined up all the cars in the world end to
> end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass
> them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
>
> If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
>
> The things that come to those who wait will be the
> things left by those who got there first.
>
> Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a
> man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day
> drinking beer.
>
> Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
>
> The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a
> dark room.
>
> A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for
> doing well.
>
> When you go into court, you are putting yourself in
> the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to
> get out of jury duty.
Answers: Murphy's Lesser-Known Dictums
>
> Light travels faster than sound. This is why some
> people appear bright until you hear them speak.
>
> He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.
>
> Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
>
> Those who live by the sword get shot by those who
> don't. The parallel to this dictum is: Never bring
> a knife to a gunfight!
>
>
> Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented
> fool.
>
> The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance
> of getting something right, there's a 90%
> probability you'll get it wrong.
>
> If you lined up all the cars in the world end to
> end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass
> them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
>
> If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
>
> The things that come to those who wait will be the
> things left by those who got there first.
>
> Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a
> man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day
> drinking beer.
>
> Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
>
> The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a
> dark room.
>
> A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for
> doing well.
>
> When you go into court, you are putting yourself in
> the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to
> get out of jury duty.
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Any manager can make a decision, given complete information.
A good manager can make a decision with only partial information.
A perfect manager can make a decision in perfect ignorance.
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those were good !
hahaha
These are my favorite.....
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a
> dark room.
>
> A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for
> doing well.
>
> When you go into court, you are putting yourself in
> the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to
> get out of jury duty.
hahahaha