3 Men, One bed?!
Question: There were once three men that got lost. They walked on and on through a dusty freeway and suddenly spotted a hotel. They asked the owner if they could have 3 rooms, the owner replied
"Sorry we only have the honeymoon suite, thats only one big bed"
The men said they'd take it, and share it between the three of them.
The next morning the first man said
"Wow I had a great night, I dreamt my girlfriend gave me a handjob!
The second man replied
"Really? Me too!"
The third man said
"I dreamt I went skiing"
Answers: There were once three men that got lost. They walked on and on through a dusty freeway and suddenly spotted a hotel. They asked the owner if they could have 3 rooms, the owner replied
"Sorry we only have the honeymoon suite, thats only one big bed"
The men said they'd take it, and share it between the three of them.
The next morning the first man said
"Wow I had a great night, I dreamt my girlfriend gave me a handjob!
The second man replied
"Really? Me too!"
The third man said
"I dreamt I went skiing"
Ha, he thought he was skiing when he was really pleasing them. Nice one
Hahh. I'm kinda slow at these things. I don't get it. O_O
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The guy in the middle went "skiing"....right?
The Skiing did the trick
:) that was pretty funny lol
keep em comin!!
heres a star 4 u *
You are just like Milton Bertle, he would steal jokes wherever he could........check out the timing of that joke when cimmoron told it and then compare the two.......oh, and Miltie also said you had every attribute of a dog, except one.............loyalty...........
haha nice
haha thats great!
i didn't know what are you talking about??????????????????
It took me a minute to get it...lol
Its funny now, but it was one of those wait for it... wait for it ...wait for it...LIGHTBULB moments...lol
dude, i dont get it
thats so funny...................i have to forward that............