Did i fresh'n u up??? 3 jokes only!!?!
Question: A man went fishing one day. He looked over the side of his boat, and saw a snake with a frog in its mouth. Feeling sorry for the frog, he reached down, gently took the frog from the snake, and set the frog free - but then he felt sorry for the snake.
He looked around the boat, but he had no food. All he had was a bottle of bourbon, so he opened the bottle and gave the snake a few shots. The snake went off happy, the frog was happy, and the man was happy to have performed such good deeds. He thought everything was great until about ten minutes passed and he heard something knock against the side of the boat.
With stunned disbelief, the fisherman looked down and saw the snake was back with two frogs!
A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was
determined to prove wrong the old saying, "You can't take it with you."
After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance chaser finally
figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he
died.
He instructed his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to
fill two pillowcases.
He then directed her to take the bags of money to the attic and leave
them directly above his bed.
His plan: When he passed away, he would reach out and grab the bags on
his way to heaven.
Several weeks after the funeral, the deceased lawyer's wife, up in the
attic cleaning came upon the two forgotten pillowcases stuffed with
cash.
"Oh, that old fool," she exclaimed. "I knew he should have had me put
the money in the basement."
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Dont Complain,
A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first
married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my
slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after
ten years it's all different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers
and my wife runs around barking." "Why complain?" said the
counselor, "You re still getting the same service!"
Answers: A man went fishing one day. He looked over the side of his boat, and saw a snake with a frog in its mouth. Feeling sorry for the frog, he reached down, gently took the frog from the snake, and set the frog free - but then he felt sorry for the snake.
He looked around the boat, but he had no food. All he had was a bottle of bourbon, so he opened the bottle and gave the snake a few shots. The snake went off happy, the frog was happy, and the man was happy to have performed such good deeds. He thought everything was great until about ten minutes passed and he heard something knock against the side of the boat.
With stunned disbelief, the fisherman looked down and saw the snake was back with two frogs!
A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was
determined to prove wrong the old saying, "You can't take it with you."
After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance chaser finally
figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he
died.
He instructed his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to
fill two pillowcases.
He then directed her to take the bags of money to the attic and leave
them directly above his bed.
His plan: When he passed away, he would reach out and grab the bags on
his way to heaven.
Several weeks after the funeral, the deceased lawyer's wife, up in the
attic cleaning came upon the two forgotten pillowcases stuffed with
cash.
"Oh, that old fool," she exclaimed. "I knew he should have had me put
the money in the basement."
--
Dont Complain,
A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first
married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my
slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after
ten years it's all different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers
and my wife runs around barking." "Why complain?" said the
counselor, "You re still getting the same service!"
hahhhahahaha nice chap!
very funny!
keep it up!
n yaa never forget....
'just smile' or u can laugh also! haha
lol - fishing
A Good trio. A Star 4 u.
ROFL!!!!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA very good one.
hahaha...good ones.
LOL.. all 3 of them are pretty funny
lol.....good one
LOL Very funny!! I like the 2nd one the best!