Cool joke, u agree??!
Question: A husband and wife are shopping in Tesco's when the man
picks up a crate of Stella and sticks it on their trolley.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"They're on offer, only ￡10 for twelve cans!" he explains.
"Put them back. We can't afford it!" insists the wife and they
carry on shopping...
A few aisles later, the wife picks up a ￡20 jar of face cream
and sticks it on their trolley.
"What d'you think you're doing?" asks the man, indignantly.
"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," she says.
So the man replies:
"SO DO TWELVE CANS OF STELLA . . .
AND THEY'RE HALF THE F*%KING PRICE!!"
Answers: A husband and wife are shopping in Tesco's when the man
picks up a crate of Stella and sticks it on their trolley.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"They're on offer, only ￡10 for twelve cans!" he explains.
"Put them back. We can't afford it!" insists the wife and they
carry on shopping...
A few aisles later, the wife picks up a ￡20 jar of face cream
and sticks it on their trolley.
"What d'you think you're doing?" asks the man, indignantly.
"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," she says.
So the man replies:
"SO DO TWELVE CANS OF STELLA . . .
AND THEY'RE HALF THE F*%KING PRICE!!"
EASY A MAN .. DIFFICULT A WOMAN.................
what is the difference between a man and a woman,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,...
A man will pay $ 20 for a $ 10 item he needs and a woman will pay $10 for a $20 item she doesn't need..............
I like it, i like it a lot
excellent
very good!!
what the heck is a stella?
American Translation:
A husband and wife are shopping in Walmart when the man
picks up a 12-pack of Budweiser and sticks it on their cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"They're on sale, only $5 for twelve cans!" he explains.
"Put them back. We can't afford it!" insists the wife and they
carry on shopping...
A few aisles later, the wife picks up a $10 jar of face cream
and sticks it on their cart.
"What d'you think you're doing?" asks the man, indignantly.
"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," she says.
So the man replies:
"SO DO TWELVE CANS OF BUDWEISER . . .
AND THEY'RE HALF THE F*%KING PRICE!!"
Not bad, by the way.
AHAHAHAHA! omg thats funny.
lol....cheeky :o)
A few words I don't get but I get the joke. Haha.
HA HA HA! that joke is hilarious
hahaha very good thanks
Gave me a giggle. Nice one =D
I love the American translation! That made me laugh even more.
English translation: That was bloody funny.
Good one mate!
Haha good one
I like that one a lot, it will take some beating.
TOP!!
Ha ha ha
I like it.