Silly things famous people say...funny??!


Question: “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”

~ Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

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Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,”

~ Miss Alabama’s Heather Whitestone in the 1994 Miss USA contest, who was later selected as Miss America 1995.

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“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”

~ Mariah Carey

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“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body”

~ Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

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Answers: “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”

~ Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

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Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,”

~ Miss Alabama’s Heather Whitestone in the 1994 Miss USA contest, who was later selected as Miss America 1995.

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“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”

~ Mariah Carey

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“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body”

~ Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

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WOW! That’s terrific! Deliciously humorous!! Take a bow Sweetie I loved it! Star for you!!!

mmm very funny but did mariah really say that?she needs a good kick in the **** if she did!!!

really a good job i liked these all of them
thanks for sharing!
keep them coming

It proves that some people do not need to engage brain and mouth. I suppose if you have enough money who cares if you're stupid?!

the one the texas guy said was funny

my two worst habits are smoking and masturbation. i'm a 20 a day man, and i smoke like a chimney. - Paul Calf

i spend 90% of my money on women and booze, the rest i waste. - George Best.

Nice one. Real funny things said by the plonker celebrities that cannot say a sensible thing without a script.

These are very funny...now I'll give you one that is true.
While visiting her daughter in Hawaii where her son-in-law is stationed my sister made the keen observation that there seemed to be no out of state licenses on the cars.
True story,I swear it, she is an otherwise very intelligent woman.She said she was just trying to make small talk on the car ride from the airport.

lol @ Mariah Carey (WOW) and at the knee surgery one.
lmao @ we are the president
haha how much clean air do we need.

very funny all of them

10/10

LOL

Mariah Carey, the one after hers, and the last two are the best. Lol what fools! =D

mmmmm



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