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Question: This guy was lonely, and decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So, he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. He finally bought a centipede, which came in a little white box for a house. He took the box home, found a good location for it, and decided he would start by taking his new pet to the bar for a drink.
So the man asked the centipede in the box, “Would you like to go to Frank’s with me and have a beer?” But there was no answer. The man waited a few minutes and, he asked the centipede again, “How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?” There was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more.The man decided to ask the centipede one more time, this time pressing his face against the house and shouting, “Hey, in there! Would you like to go to and have a drink with me?”
Finally, came a little voice from inside the box, “I heard you the first time! I’m putting on my damn shoes!"


Answers: This guy was lonely, and decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So, he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. He finally bought a centipede, which came in a little white box for a house. He took the box home, found a good location for it, and decided he would start by taking his new pet to the bar for a drink.
So the man asked the centipede in the box, “Would you like to go to Frank’s with me and have a beer?” But there was no answer. The man waited a few minutes and, he asked the centipede again, “How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?” There was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more.The man decided to ask the centipede one more time, this time pressing his face against the house and shouting, “Hey, in there! Would you like to go to and have a drink with me?”
Finally, came a little voice from inside the box, “I heard you the first time! I’m putting on my damn shoes!"

Ahahaha! i rili cant stop laughing now! ahaha! i was juz expecting the centipede to bite him or smth... putting on shoes...wahaha!

lmao! i love it!
=D

That's really funny!

thats funny

LOL Nice one!

omg.... that is so darn funny! lmao

omg love it, very cute

cute

Laughed out loud had to forward it to co-workers, Thanks for the moment.

great very funny!



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