Who do you think won this argument? (joke)?!


Question: A Greek and Italian were arguing over who had the superior culture.
The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon."
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics"
The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."
And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"
The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."


Answers: A Greek and Italian were arguing over who had the superior culture.
The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon."
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics"
The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."
And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"
The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."

oh my that was by far the BEST joke iv hear in my life. u rule. hear this joke:

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome price, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young price that I am. Then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my mother. There you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought, "I don't think so!"

'tis true......lmbo, lol, funny stuff.

viva italia baby.

HAHA

The Italian, by a (Roman) nose!

hahahaha

good one!

Who won? Well, I would say the Italian -- (I need to find one and take some lessons.) But I think the true winner would depend on your orientation.

that is funny.
i think the italian one.

stil crackin me!!!!

where do you get them from???? very good.

did you hear about...

Italian, Greek n Jew go into Spagetti Graphity 4a meal tog. Just b4 a huge communal bowl of spag arrives God appears 2 them and warns them that they must give up their greatest passion in order t get into heaven....failure to do so would result in certain death...

The Jew has to stop hoarding money.
The Greek....little boys/men
The Itallian...his spagetti...

Well, the 3 of them look wonderinly at each other, pained expressions on their faces. Poor Italain they think...
AH phooey he says, picking up his fork...as if he would prevent me eating my favourite food....
As he puts the fork into his mouth..he drops dead.....!

well.! the other 2 think..... imagine that.... you dont suppose...!

any way. cutting a long story short.. They leave the restaurant and notice $100 on the pavement .....
As the Jew bends over to pick it up......


The Greek drops dead.!


you can use it if u like. thanx 4 the laughs... I realllly needed them

the women. =]



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