Want a drunk story?!
Question: A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and
orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a
corner table.
He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the
biggest, meanest biker in the face and says: 'I went by your
grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked.
Man, she is one fine looking woman!'
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are
confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the
drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says: 'I got it on with
your grandma and she is good. The best I ever had!'
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad, but the
biker still says nothing.
The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, 'I'll te ll
you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!'
At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the
shoulders, looks him square in the eyes and says..
'Grandpa...Go home! You're drunk!'
Answers: A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and
orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a
corner table.
He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the
biggest, meanest biker in the face and says: 'I went by your
grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked.
Man, she is one fine looking woman!'
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are
confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the
drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says: 'I got it on with
your grandma and she is good. The best I ever had!'
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad, but the
biker still says nothing.
The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, 'I'll te ll
you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!'
At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the
shoulders, looks him square in the eyes and says..
'Grandpa...Go home! You're drunk!'
good one made me laugh...you should put more on here..
lol i found that amusing and embarrassing if that happened to me! ;P
LOL.... totally didn't see that coming! nice......
funny.
heheh
Thanks for that, it was funny
lol grandpa is silly
funny 10/10
Great joke thanks
Ha ha very original. Good one!
lol hilarious
thanks