Do you think Maria deserved her raise?!
Question: The maid asked for a raise.
The Madam was a bit upset about this and asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want an increase?'
Maria: 'Madam, there are three reasons why I think I should get an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.'
Madam: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'The Master said so.'
Madam: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Madam: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?'
Maria: 'The Master did.'
Madam: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'
Madam (very upset now): 'Did the Master say so as well?'
Maria: 'No Madam, the gardener did.'
....Maria got her raise
Answers: The maid asked for a raise.
The Madam was a bit upset about this and asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want an increase?'
Maria: 'Madam, there are three reasons why I think I should get an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.'
Madam: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'The Master said so.'
Madam: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Madam: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?'
Maria: 'The Master did.'
Madam: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'
Madam (very upset now): 'Did the Master say so as well?'
Maria: 'No Madam, the gardener did.'
....Maria got her raise
Ah yes.... she deserved it because now both of them have something in common. HAHAHAHAHH
now can i get my 10 point raise?
haha ...
the best one for the day/night!!!
a star for u
hahaha, awwwe blackmail, it's a beautiful way to get money huh? nice =)
Cute.
ahahahahahah she got caught cheatin on her hubby verry funny
That was good
lmao as i was reading the joke i was like... "yeah, yeah, i know, she is going to say something about her and the master doing it" but you got me!! :-D you made my night!!! Gold Star for you!!! :-D
P.S. If you don't mind I'd like to pass this one around...
good 'un. star 4 u.
ha ha ha, that is funny, a star 4u.
loooool good one :-D
Great joke thanks for sharing.
Funny! 100!
lol
good one and yes smart maids deserve a raise
Most jokes on here are obvious or have been on here a million times before - but i didn't see that one coming. ha ha ha - a star for you.
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