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Question: A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."


Answers: A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."

great joke

A blond began a job as an elementary school counsellor, and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a boy standing by himself on the side of a playing field while the rest of the kids were enjoying a game of soccer.

She approached and asked if he was alright. The boy said he was.


A little while later however, she noticed the boy was in the same spot, still by himself. Approaching again, the blond said, “Would you like me to be your friend?”

The boy hesitated, then said, “Okay”, looking at the woman suspiciously.

Feeling she was making progress, she then asked, “Why are you standing here all alone? Why don’t you go and join those boys playing soccer over there?”

“Because…..,” the little boy said with great exasperation, “I’m the goalie!”





Blonde on a Desert

Once there was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had to go to the desert and take one thing with them.



The brunette took a water bottle, the redhead took an umbrella and the blonde took a car-door.

They were walking in the desert with their objects and 3 men came up to them and said to the Brunette, “why have you got a water bottle?”


The Brunette replied, ” To drink water!”

They asked the redhead, “why do you have an umbrella?”

She said, “Because if it gets hot I can have some shade.”

Then they asked the blonde, ” Why do you have a car-door?”

She replied, ” If it gets hot all I have to do is roll down the window!”

wow that rocked lol

funny, nufin else to say about it,

ha!

Funny! 100!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!yarn!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL imagine if you actually got away with that!!!

haha not so funny

hahaha...
lol....

that was so hahahaha!!!!

ever heard it some days ago here.

Oh she was a cop too,

lol



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