~the best one yet~?!
Question: In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years. An angel appeared and said, “Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you a wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire.” statues came to life. The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes.The angel smiled as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping.After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, “You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?” The male statue looked at the female and asked, “Do you want to do it again?” Smiling, the female statue said, “Sure. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I’LL crap on it’s head!”
Answers: In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years. An angel appeared and said, “Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you a wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire.” statues came to life. The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes.The angel smiled as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping.After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, “You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?” The male statue looked at the female and asked, “Do you want to do it again?” Smiling, the female statue said, “Sure. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I’LL crap on it’s head!”
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I get it, they were tired of getting pooped on by pigeons so they pooped on the pigeons. I thought they were having sex. HA!
haha! i get it!
not the best, but it was quite amusing (=
lol, pretty good! : )
haha thats funny
srry, don't get it
That is the best one. Have a star.
LOL! Love it!
Ha ha ha! That's a good one! It made me chuckle and believe me, after the day I've had I bloody well needed one. Thanx a lot!!
hahahaha
that wuz funny
FUNNY