Do you think "Sleeping on a Train" jokes are funny?!
Question: A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."
The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.
"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"
Answers: A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."
The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.
"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"
Now that deserves 10 points, too bad I can't give them to you.
hahahah, didn't see that coming
Good one! Unexpected -- that is what I like. That's what I like about the old, b/w movies too. I like to be intrigued but not slammed.
+10 to you!
i do now ,thanks steve.
That man had me at "glint in his eye".
;P Do you find these somewhere or are they a work of your brilliant mind?
Thanks for the laughs! Yes, I love any jokes you post on here.
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It is funny and jokey.
Do you know in real Train, While sleeping, we should care about Luckages.
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