Hillary and Obama walk into a bar

Question: Finish the joke . Funniest, most creative wins


Answers: Finish the joke . Funniest, most creative wins

Hilary and Obama walk into a bar to meet John McCain for a drink. John oders a martini.
Obama looks at him and says, "That is a girly drink. To run this country you need some balls and know how to drink like a man." So he orders a jack and coke.
Hilary not be outdone looks at Obama and promptly says, "That's nothing. I got some real balls and can drink like a man." And she orders 3 shots of tequila.
John looks over and says, "Just because you drink hard liquor doesn't mean you have the balls to run this country."
Hilary smiles and replies, "No, but it makes it a hell of a lot easier to go home to 'em!"

And Hillary asks Obama what his healthcare plan is, and they agree that they can cure depression by giving out free beer.

ouch

good thing they ducked! unlike george bush over there who is still running into it........

they all start laughing including the bar man and then BOOM


What was the BOOM noise ?

you can tell the answer from what I told you

You would have thought that one of them would've seen it!
Ouch!

and one says to the other, who ever passes out first, "loses,"
and the other "get's all the votes." ******=======
Or.
And they agree to buy a pitcher of beer, And Hillary says:
I can hold mine, if you can hold yours. <}:-})

......get drunk, have sex with each other, then hillary tells the media, "I did not have sexual relations with that man" the media and america believes it, then she has sex with McCain. she then tells the media, "I did not have sexual relations with that man" the media and america believes it, then she has sex with her husband Bill clinton. she tells the media, "i DID have sex with my husband, but no one is gunna believe that..."

lets fauckt... hahahahahaaha...



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