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Question: An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow both. As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!"

At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place, and as the atheist hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the clouds, "I thought you didn't believe in Me!"

"Come on God, give me a break!!," the man pleaded. "Two minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"


Answers: An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow both. As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!"

At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place, and as the atheist hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the clouds, "I thought you didn't believe in Me!"

"Come on God, give me a break!!," the man pleaded. "Two minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"

LMAO that's good one. Nothing like alife threatening experience to make one a believer.

LOL!

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AWESOME!!!!!

The Loch Ness monster is fake.

i didn't really get the joke part but it was a good story

Hmmm. i don't care who you are, THAT"S funny.

Good One!

Nice ahhaha

LOL

Is this a question...?
It's pretty funny whether it is or not.
Lol.

very funni hahahaha

hahaha :) great one

that is really funny! thanks.

haha

Too religious to be funny.
God is not a funny subject.

Funny! 100!

very cute! I think I've heard it before but that's all right!

LOL
ROTFLMAO!!



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